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“Counsellor’s Dispatch: Attention Campers! Hike your skirt, pitch a tent and get ready to earn some questionable merit badges when Johannesburg’s sauciest rooftop turns into a fully sanctioned (and minimally supervised) daytime dance party for degenerates. Mark your calendars for Saturday, 6 December, because from 3 PM until late, The Troyeville Hotel rooftop will be your summer playground. We’re offering an aspartame taste of fabricated nostalgia, transporting you back to the hazy era of "VHS-America," where you could envision secrets shared in bunk beds, minor emotional turmoil, and the breathy promise of a happy “conclusion”. Our resident camp DJs are ready to drop beats hotter than a forgotten marshmallow over the flames, leading you through an unadulterated sonic journey of summer bliss. We’ve secured a few special guest "exchange students" from other districts, all dedicated to making sure this daytime dance party walks away with the coveted "loudest cabin" badge. Your instructions are simple: pack light, dress tight. We’re talking sizzle-season uniforms, neckerchiefs, or any attire that screams, “I peaked at school in ’79.” Don’t worry about rations - the mess hall will be open, and the bar is quicker than your fleeting teenage summer romance. When the sun finally calls it quits, don’t even think about getting in your sleeping bags! The real fun starts with some serious stargazing - where you can marvel at our signature projected constellations (wait, was that me?), and groove under the celestial glow until the very last firefly fades. 3 PM call time. Dance moves: required. Moral compass: optional. EVENT NAME: PICNIC PRESENTS SUMMER CAMP DATE: Saturday, 6 December 2025 TIME: Doors open at 2pm – Party starts at 3pm BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL! TICKETS EARLY BIRD R175 (ends 23/11) GENERAL ADMISSION R250 DOOR SALES R300 GROUP TICKET R200 (for 4 or more) HOTEL PARTY PACKAGE FOR 2 R1,600 (Room for 2 and Tickets x2) HOTEL PARTY PACKAGE FOR 4 R2,800 (Room for 2 and Tickets x4) R100 UBER VOUCHER R50 PLEASE NOTE: Events sell out at short notice - we are unable to accommodate door ticket sales for a sold-out event. Secure your tickets by purchasing them online to avoid disappointment ONLINE BOOKING: https://thetroyeville.co.za/events/summercamp/ ENQUIRIES: EMAIL: events@thetroyeville.co.za WHATSAPP/CALL: 079 612 0125 ABOUT THE VENUE: FOOD + DRINKS – A full bar and food menu from The Troyeville will be on offer before and during the show. PARKING – The Troyeville Hotel maintains security personnel stationed at both its front and back entrances. For your convenience, we recommend parking on Wilhelmina Street, located at the rear of the hotel. Front entrance is perfect for Uber / Bolt / taxi drop-offs and pickups. ROOFTOP ACCESS – We have both stair and elevator access to the rooftop. ROOFTOP VENUE – While we take pride in offering some of the most stunning Jozi skyline views, please note that our venue is outdoors. As the sun sets and temperatures may drop, we advise you to bring along something warm to ensure your comfort throughout and after the event. TERMS & CONDITIONS – Ts & Cs Apply. Booking is essential. Alcohol will not be served to any guests under the age of 18 – drink responsibly. Venue is a drug free zone. All videographers, photographers, and content creators must get prior approval from The Troyeville Hotel before shooting at the venue.”